seriousjones:

*goes to a frat party and slips the DJ $5 so he’ll play That Don’t Impress Me Much by Shania Twain next*

(via roman-numerals)


vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

(via radtasmic)


shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Drafts in Reader’s Digest! (from July)
PRINT IS NOT DEAD.
Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Drafts in Reader’s Digest! (from July)

PRINT IS NOT DEAD.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

(via radtasmic)


conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

(via queenofstruggzville)



fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is


lolllllllll

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

lolllllllll

(via singagoldenhymn)


One of those “let’s put makeup on with nowhere to go” moments.

One of those “let’s put makeup on with nowhere to go” moments.



The University of adobe buildings and fluffy clouds. (at The University of New Mexico - UNM)

The University of adobe buildings and fluffy clouds. (at The University of New Mexico - UNM)


I contemplated giving this girl my number because I was just so excited to find someone here who actually cares about the silly things I do but I’m still not sure what the proper etiquette is for giving out your number to people you’ve only met for a few minutes. I didn’t want to be a creep, you know? But I also didn’t want her to think I was coming on to her.